I’m talking about something which can cause a bit of a controversy, the eternal question of which is the best motorcycle.

Opinions are like asses, everybody’s got one

…and you can even sit on it, right? When deciding for a motorcycle there are many considerations, which one can consider or not, depending on our own personal experience, taste or knowledge.

Trends are also important. We life to follow certain leads and if not just look around at the neo-classic scene of motorbikes and the resurrection of the Café Racer. It used to be mostly choppers not long ago…

Here are three of the main things to take into account when deciding for the best fucking motorcycle out there!

1 Money talks

The best bike is going to be the one you can pay. We all dream of owning bikes we cannot afford, so we cannot have them. You need some guts to ride a motorcycle, but you surely need some more to pay for it firstly

2 Size matters

If you are a huge person with a huge fat ass, you can find the Honda Monkey a bit unappealing despite loving it. Choose a bike you can handle properly.

3 Ability

Don’t be an asshole and get a brand new Rocket III if the biggest thing you’ve ridden in your mommy’s scooter. Be wise enough to get a bike you know how to ride and how to have fun with it. It is your security but also the bike’s health. I hate to see BMW GS’s lying on the floor of a parking lot with a guy who cannot lift it up

Conclusion

Having said all that, I am going to tell you to shut the fuck up (or you should have told me) and express which is the very best motorcycle to do whatever ride you have in mind…

THE BEST MOTORCYCLE IN THE WORLD IS THE ONE YOU HAVE AVAILABLE. ALL THE REST IS CRAP